The Colbert Report

Programa satírico de comedia, presentado por el personaje humorístico Stephen Colbert (interpretado por el actor homónimo), un excorresponsal de "The Daily Show", del cual se inspira "The Colbert Report". El programa critica y burla a políticos y a los propios canales de noticias.

Temporadas

11

Episodios emitidos

1.447

Último emitido

S11E40

Línea de tiempo cuándo se emitió cada temporada

1. Temporada 1 octubre de 2005 – diciembre de 2005 32 episodios
2. Temporada 2 enero de 2006 – diciembre de 2006 161 episodios
3. Temporada 3 enero de 2007 – noviembre de 2007 138 episodios
4. Temporada 4 enero de 2008 – diciembre de 2008 160 episodios
5. Temporada 5 enero de 2009 – diciembre de 2009 161 episodios
6. Temporada 6 enero de 2010 – diciembre de 2010 161 episodios
7. Temporada 7 enero de 2011 – septiembre de 2011 124 episodios
8. Temporada 8 octubre de 2011 – septiembre de 2012 155 episodios
9. Temporada 9 octubre de 2012 – septiembre de 2013 155 episodios
10. Temporada 10 septiembre de 2013 – septiembre de 2014 160 episodios
11. Temporada 11 septiembre de 2014 – diciembre de 2014 40 episodios

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  S03E01 Ethan Nadelmann

  8 de enero buscar el avance

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  Stephen opens the show disappointed that Saddam Hussein was suddenly hanged over the show's break. He responds to Lake Superior State University's ban of the word 'truthiness' in "Who's Attacking Me Now?", and gay.com's naming of Stephen as Person of the Year in "Who's Honoring Me Now?"; gives "Stephen's Sound Advice" for getting over the winter blues.

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  S03E02 Jim Cramer

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  Freem replaces superstantial in the opening sequence. Stephen thanks former Archbishop of Warsaw Stanis³aw Wielgus for being caught in a Catholic Church scandal of a non-sexual nature; scorns Democrats for taking a day off Congress for the college football National Championship game, with quick suggestion of taking a day off for a Ontario Junior League Hockey game; begins new segment "We the MEdiator" to pick sides in celebrity feuds, featuring Rosie O'Donnell vs. Donald Trump, Angelina Jolie vs. Madonna, and Amitabh Bachchan vs. Shahrukh Khan; and ends the show in tribute to James Brown by declaring himself the new "hardest working man in show business".

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  S03E03 David Kamp

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  Stephen criticizes Bush for not sending 300 million troops as Stephen advised the day before but he pardons him if this is "the only mistake he makes in this war". He then talks about illegal immigration in a new segment called "Invasion of the Country Snatchers" and about the new Democratic senator of Missouri and its liberal legislation in the Word-Segment. After the break there is a new episode of Stephen's Tek Jansen adventures.

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  S03E04 Judy Woodruff

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  Stephen starts with another episode of his challenge "What Number is Stephen thinking of?" with a clip from 2005. He then celebrates 5 years of Guantanamo Bay and talks to the executive director of Human Rights Watch, Ken Roth. After that he does a "Tip of the Hat/Wag of the finger", double-wagging Apple (claiming this is his first double-wag) for 1) changing their name to "Apple, Inc." and 2) bringing out the iPhone.

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  S03E05 Alex Kuczynski

  15 de enero buscar el avance

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  Wishing viewers a happy Martin Luther King Day, Stephen calls for a nationwide lie-in to refuse engaging in "anything at all", in the style of passive protest such as Rosa Parks, then attacks Senator Barbara Boxer for comments suggesting Condoleezza Rice has no personal ties to the Iraq War. Stephen praises the army for lowering recruitment expectations in order to be filled; channels last week's guest Jim Cramer for a new financial segment "Stephen's Bears and Balls" focusing on real estate, oil, Cingular's name change, soy milk, and beef jerkey.

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  S03E06 Dinesh D'Souza

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  In anticipation of Bill O'Reilly arriving in-studio on Thursday, Stephen lashes out at Jimmy the director for a squeaky chair. In a new segment "Invasion of the Country Snatchers", Stephen profiles immigration issues, from an Italian-descended anti-immigrant possible Presidential nominee, to a chain of pizza restaurants which accept pesos, segueing into Letters from Iwo Jima winning the Best foreign Film Golden Globe. In another "Stephen Colbert's Sport Report", Stephen covers David Beckham playing for Los Angeles, and an anti-Colbert movement of fans throwing teddy bears on the ice when the Saginaw Spirit played the Oshawa Generals in the Ontario Hockey League.

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  S03E07 Richard Clarke

  17 de enero buscar el avance

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  Still in anticipation of Bill O'Reilly arriving in-studio on Thursday Stephen is more nervous than the day before, bringing out some cherished objects he plans to show O'Reilly the next day. He then talks about the NFL play-offs with Lynn Swann, trying to trash talk all teams except the New Orleans Saints who he favors. After the break "Better know a district" continues with Washington's 3rd congressional district representative, Brian Baird.

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  S03E08 Bill O'Reilly

  18 de enero buscar el avance

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  The big day is here, so Stephen is crazy with anticipation that Bill O'Reilly will be on the show, stating that his only goal with this show was to see this day, which makes him reveal a "Mission Accomplished" banner and open the last door on his "Bill O'Reilly advent calendar" (in which he finds Geraldo's mustache). He then turns back to US politics talking about Bush's plans to rise the troop levels in Iraq. He then talks about fights between celebrities on his segment "We the MEdiator", rethinking his last week's judgements.

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  S03E09 Tom Schaller

  22 de enero buscar el avance

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  Stephen is disappointed at the loss by the New Orleans Saints to the Chicago "God-less killing Machines" Bears. In another "Who's Riding My Coattails Now?", Stephen calls out Bill Clinton for speaking at Knox College after Colbert already had, and artist Terence Koh for selling sperm (in his art) after Stephen's Formula 401 line. The Word is based on the refusal of Alberto Gonzales to admit a right of the people not stated specifically in the Constitution. In another "Stephen Colbert's Balls For Kidz", gambling is discussed.

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  S03E10 Michael S. Steele

  23 de enero buscar el avance

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  Stephen explains that this is the second of two episodes they taped on January 22, so that he can host a State of the Union address party on the 23rd. Russ Lieber appears in-studio to comment on new laws of the Democrat-controlled Congress. A new Threatdown is "Media Watchdog" themed.

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  S03E11 Lou Dobbs

  24 de enero buscar el avance

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  Lou Dobbs, author of War on the Middle Class, faces the truth hammer when he sits down to talk with Stephen.

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  S03E12 Mike Wallace

  25 de enero buscar el avance

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  Bill O'Reilly spills the beans on Stephen, and says what he really thought of him on his show. Stephen interviews Coach Bob Mancini of the Saginaw Spirit. And he doesn't like how he stands on the SMU dispute over Bush's library.

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  S03E13 Barry Lando

  29 de enero buscar el avance

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  Colbert wins bet with mayor of Oshawa after Saginaw Spirit defeated Oshawa Generals. Colbert discusses Microsoft paying someone for Wikipedia edits, and concludes that reality has become a commodity. Wag of the finger to Scientology, which named Tom Cruise as the "Christ" of the cult.

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  S03E14 Donna Shalala

  30 de enero buscar el avance

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  Stephen opens the show by showing a clip from Fox News' Fox and Friends, talking about the invisible beam that makes a person think he is on fire. Stephen then talks about how he stole his neighbor's New York Times and argues with David Leonhardt about what one could do with $1.2 trillion. This is followed by a new segment, "Judge, Jury, and Executioner" and ends by revealing the new microwave (fitted with a Colbert Report logo) which he would be sending to Bill O'Reilly after stealing his earlier.

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  S03E15 Jed Babbin

  31 de enero buscar el avance

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  Stephen opens the show by discussing the "problem" with Global Warming and in protest replaces Bobby with a 5000 Watt heat lamp. This is followed by the return of the "On Notice" board and the introduction of the "Fantasies" board. Jane Fonda (his fantasy) and The Weather Channel are placed on notice and Lutherans and E Street Band are taken off. This is followed by the 39th installment of Better Know a District, with New York's 6th congressional district representative,Gregory Meeks.

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  S03E16 Chuck Schumer

  1 de febrero buscar el avance

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  Stephen comments on the 2007 Boston Mooninite Scare that occurred in Boston and laments the fact that he can no longer proceed with his obviously threatening-looking advertisements. This is followed by the "Movies Destroying America" segment, commenting on Steve Carrell's nomination and Ellen DeGeneres hosting. The show is ended by Stephen presenting "The Most Poetic F#@king Thing I've Ever Heard"

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  S03E17 Wendy Kopp

  5 de febrero buscar el avance

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  Stephen is ecstatic at the slaughtering the Bears underwent in Super Bowl XLI. Also, he introduces a new product "Formula 419" (A combination of his Formula 401 and 18, Peyton Manning's Jersey number). Then, Stephen notes that Stephen Jr. has returned from Canada and back into Washington (unfortunately in Washington's 3rd, where Better Known representative Brian Baird has lobbied for a new hunting law).

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  S03E18 Charlie LeDuff

  6 de febrero buscar el avance

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  Stephen receives a message from Master Media International that they would be praying on his behalf on February 22. This is followed by the 40th installment of Better Know A District (Ohio's 18th with congressman Zack Space).

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  S03E19 Steven Pinker

  7 de febrero buscar el avance

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  Stephen starts by introducing a new segment, "California Values Watch". After addressing San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom's recent problems. Then talks about the controversy stirred between Representatives Loretta Sanchez and Joe Baca. This is followed by the series finale of Tek Jansen.

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  S03E20 Debra Dickerson

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  Stephen starts by talking about the astronaut incident on the news and especially that everyone talks about Lisa Nowak wearing a diaper, admitting that he too wears a diaper during his workday. He then claims that Henry Kissinger called him to get him to run for president, which he says he will "not" do (or will he?) but he has formed an exploratory committee on whether to form an exploratory committee.

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  S03E21 Michael Oppenheimer

  12 de febrero buscar el avance

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  Stephen starts by dancing/singing "My Humps" behind his desk and discusses Grammys. He then talks about criticism of the Iraq War transitioning into "The Word." This is followed by a "Tip of the Hat - Wag of the Finger" segment, in which he commends Australian Prime Minister John Howard for his attack on Barack Obama, but also chastises him for attacking an American citizen.

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  S03E22 Sheryl WuDunn

  13 de febrero buscar el avance

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  Colbert talks about the Chinese Menace, entitling a Colbert Report special report "Apocalypse Mao: Murdered By The Orient's Success".

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  S03E23 Lance Armstrong

  14 de febrero buscar el avance

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  Stephen makes correction, that the Chinese have four times more population than the US, not three. Colbert admonishes people teaching seniors about sex. Sport Report: about the Westminster Dog Show, the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, and mentions that the Saginaw Spirit had reached the playoffs.

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  S03E24 Shashi Tharoor

  15 de febrero buscar el avance

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  Colbert talks about how Mastermedia International will pray for him on February 22nd. Asks J. J. Abrams how his prayer day went, with photo of Jimmie "J.J." Walker showing. Then he moves on, to talking about Helen Thomas losing her front row seat at the White House press room. Interviews Candice Bergen by phone about her prayer day too. Better Know A District guest was Vic Snyder from Arkansas's 2nd congressional district.

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  S03E25 Zev Chafets

  26 de febrero buscar el avance

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  Stephen compares Britain leaving Iraq to Britain leaving the U.S. and India - saying it will cause a flourish of Democracy.

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  S03E26 Craig Venter

  27 de febrero buscar el avance

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  Stephen comments on a recent report about Al Gore's energy usage. Outdoor Life Magazine fires a columnist for calling for an assault rifle ban, an action Stephen commends in the Word. Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle is named a top mascot, behind only the Toronto Raptor. As a result, the Toronto Raptors are moved from "on notice" to "dead to me." Tip/Wag: Wag to Bilk (Japanese beer + milk company), Tip to 107-year-old Chan Chi.

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  S03E27 Nina Jablonski

  28 de febrero buscar el avance

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  Colbert comments on how David Geffen has switched his support from Hillary Clinton to Barack Obama. Then he mentions how Tom Vilsack chickened out of the presidential race, and interviews him in a new segment, Profiles In Quitters. And Problems Without Solutions, special report about SAHD's (Stay-at-home dad's), which Stephen says is against nature's laws.

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  S03E28 Larry King

  1 de marzo buscar el avance

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  Mr. Colbert thanks those who prayed for him last Thursday, with his prayer hat and foam fingers. Also he comments on the coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith story. Better Know A District guest was Steve Cohen from Tennessee's 9th congressional district.

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  S03E29 Ben & Jerry

  5 de marzo buscar el avance

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  Stephen comments on how many politicians have visited Walter Reed Hospital since the scandal. Ben and Jerry appeared to promote their new ice cream flavor named in honor of Stephen. Bears & Balls segment about recent economic fluctuations. And Mara Vanderslice talked about how Democrats can adapt to reach out to Christians.

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  S03E30 Mark Frauenfelder

  6 de marzo buscar el avance

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  Stephen brags about winning the Mega Millions drawing, which hadn't happened yet. In this segment he also mocks Viacom CEO Sumner Redstone. Then he talks about how Lewis "Scooter" Libby was found Not Guilty on 1 of the 5 counts. In The Word segment, Colbert commends doctors who refuse to treat patients for religious reasons. ThreatDown segment: No. 1 was Gravity.

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  S03E31 Michael Specter

  7 de marzo buscar el avance

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  Colbert makes a rare correction about winning Mega Millions drawing, and calls his boss Sumner Redstone to grovel. The Word was about removing the military Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy. Then there was 2007's first installment of "Easter Under Attack": proposed Easter bunny name change to spring bunny. And Michael Specter talks about Vladimir Putin's suppression of and mysterious deaths of journalists in Russia.

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  S03E32 Ted Koppel

  8 de marzo buscar el avance

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  Stephen wonders why the media is still discussing the Libby trial. Then he talks about the death of Captain America, and adds more in The Word. Better Know A District guest was John Yarmuth from Kentucky's 3rd congressional district.

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  S03E33 Nicholas Kristof

  12 de marzo buscar el avance

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  Stephen upbraids Bill Gates for giving charitably to other nations while bemoaning America's faltering competitiveness. He retracts his disparaging comments about Captain America when he learns that the superhero has bequeathed him his shield.

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  S03E34 Michael Eric Dyson

  13 de marzo buscar el avance

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  Stephen closes the show by announcing The Word ("Goodnight"), after which the credits roll.

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  S03E35 Ed Viesturs

  14 de marzo buscar el avance

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  Colbert introduces a new segment, "When Ancestors Attack." Then he mentions how Colorado has made John Denver's "Rocky Mountain High" their second official song. Sport Report: advice on filling out March Madness brackets.

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  S03E36 Ayaan Hirsi Ali

  15 de marzo buscar el avance

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  Stephen celebrates the last St. Patrick's Day ever! Then he moves on to how Latin America has so many rabid admirers of President Bush, with comments from Esteban Colberto. In the 44th installment of Better Know A District, the guest was Phil Hare of Illinois's 17th congressional district.

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  S03E37 Jerome Groopman

  19 de marzo buscar el avance

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  Stephen talks about the latest attack in DC, on him, by Rahm Emanuel.[2] The Word refers to South Carolina proposing to allow prisoners to donate organs to reduce jail time. Threatdown: 5.Angry seniors, 4.Dancing seniors, 3.Time Magazine, 2.Fertility clinics, 1.the FDA. And the "Alpha Dog Of the Week" was awarded to Robert Hancock of Carterville, Illinois.

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  S03E38 Willie Nelson

  20 de marzo buscar el avance

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  While unveiling threat # .5 as an addendum to yesterday's threatdown, Stephen finds himself in agreement with a German environmentalist over the euthanasia of Knut, a polar bear cub at the Berlin zoo, until Stephen becomes suddenly enamored when viewing footage of the cub. Later, Colbert collects on a hockey bet with the mayor of Oshawa, Ontario, wherein this day would become "Stephen Colbert Day" in the town; the day was chosen to be the same day as the mayor's birthday.

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  S03E39 Benjamin Barber

  21 de marzo buscar el avance

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  In the 45th installment of Better Know A District, the guest was Maurice Hinchey from New York's 22nd congressional district.

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  S03E40 Katie Couric

  22 de marzo buscar el avance

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  Debate over DC-residents voting bill with Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton. Criticism over Chicago Sun-Times face reading expert Rose Rosetree's interpretation of Stephen's facial features. Phone conversation with Coach Bob Mancini of the Saginaw Spirit about the Ontario Hockey League playoffs.

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  S03E41 Gwen Ifill

  26 de marzo buscar el avance

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  Stephen expressed his anger that a severed mummy hand was recently sold at auction, but not to him; the hand was the earliest example of we're No. #1. In response to Rahm Emanuel's practice of discouraging fellow congresspeople to decline interviews with Stephen Colbert, Stephen played an interview of him conducted by PBS's Gwen Ifill rife with potential misinterpretations.

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  S03E42 Madeleine Albright

  27 de marzo buscar el avance

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  Stephen chided Sean Penn for his blunt criticism of the Bush administration. Stephen discusses Iran, specifically a clash over religion, with former US Secretary of State Madeleine Albright who took the opportunity to promote her new book The Mighty and the Almighty: Reflections on America, God, and World Affairs.

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  S03E43 Jabari Asim

  28 de marzo buscar el avance

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  Stephen displayed his disappointment at the elimination of Paulina Porizkova from Dancing with the Stars, especially given that her husband Ric Ocasek is a friend of the show. Stephen discussed oil found in the Arctic Ocean near Russia, and an attempt to add Italy to the Axis of Evil led to an uncharacteristic breakdown. Later, Stephen discussed the N-word with author Jabari Asim, who wrote a book on the subject.

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  S03E44 Clive James

  29 de marzo buscar el avance

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  First, Stephen questioned the necessity of the Equal Rights Amendment, since everyone should be on the honor system. Later, Stephen cited the promulgation of John McCain that Sadr City is much safer than it was three months ago thanks to the military surge, despite the first-hand reports by Michael Ware that it is not safe for an American to leave the Green Zone. In response, Stephen suggested that Americans think of Iraq's capitol as Neverland.

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  S03E45 Colin Beavan

  9 de abril buscar el avance

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  Colbert celebrates the 4th anniversary of the liberation of Baghdad, while he eats his "Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream" ice cream. He continues to eat it through the show. And announces that is now the number one flavor of Ben and Jerry's. He also runs an empty microwave in response to a family's attempt to live a "no environmental impact" lifestyle. Also in a fake radio show, Stephen insults Hungarians, reminiscent of the Don Imus scandal.

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  S03E46 Jeannette Walls

  10 de abril buscar el avance

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  Stephen scolded the 15 British sailors whom after recently returning from captivity in Iran were seeking to publish accounts of their experience. In "The Word", he talked about America's bogus health care crisis. Stephen then changed the subject to an ethnic remark that he made against Hungarians on his fictional radio show, Colbert On the Ert (pronounced "air"), in which he described Hungarians as "those paprika-snorting ghoulies."

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  S03E47 Vali Nasr

  11 de abril buscar el avance

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  Stephen introduced the latest eponymic animal, Stephanie Colburtle, one of the leatherback sea turtles being tracked from Costa Rica to the Galapagos Islands. In "The Word", Stephen revisited Monday's story about the 15 British sailors; in response to a British colonel making the distinction between the soldiers' experiences and reality TV, Stephen devised the notion that perhaps Americans should "make the war a reality show" to achieve success in Iraq and to prepare for a future "spin-off in Iraq."

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  S03E48 Dr. Richard Land

  12 de abril buscar el avance

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  Stephen criticized Democratic senator Harry Reid for using "politicizing the war in Iraq" by citing a translation of a recent speech by Pope Benedict XVI. In "The Wørd," Stephen praised the president for proposing a new "war czar" position that would "chiefly be in command" of managing wars. Later aired a video describing Stephen's building manager Tad's quest to find a female companion for Stephen Jr., the eponymous bald eagle being tracked by GPS.

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  S03E49 John Kerry

  16 de abril buscar el avance

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  Stephen begins by issuing a correction for having called Boyd K. Packer the "Mormon Pope" or "Mope," when he is more of a Mormon Cardinal, or "Mardinal." Colbert then compares Don Imus' firing with upcoming testimony of Alberto Gonzales before Congress regarding the U.S. Attorney firings scandal.

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  S03E50 Elaine Pagels

  17 de abril buscar el avance

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  Stephen announced that he will be having a metaphor-off with Sean Penn on Thursday's show. Update on Stephanie Colburtle the turtle who was in 2nd place at the time of broadcast on the race to the Galápagos Islands, by some logic "proving Darwin wrong." Short mention of Iraqi insurgents.

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  S03E51 Paulina Porizkova

  18 de abril buscar el avance

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  On Who's NOT honoring me now, Stephen complained that he was not being awarded a Pulitzer Prize in journalism. In "The Word," Stephen suggested the corporate sponsorship of the War on Terror since the "War on Terror is more than a name." Video showed promoting bovine growth hormones in dairy cows.

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  S03E52 Sean Penn

  19 de abril buscar el avance

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  Stephen balks at a scientific study saying that chimpanzees are more evolved than humans in DNA. On "The Word," he talks about John Edwards' $400 haircut and considers him going over to the Republican party. Colbert then interviews Sean Penn, and leads to a Meta-Free-Phor-All hosted by Pinsky (the decider of topics for the rounds used humorous pictures and sound effects in the style of The Daily Show's "God Machine," which Colbert usually took part in).

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  S03E53 Russell Simmons

  23 de abril buscar el avance

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  S03E54 Dr. Andrew Weil

  24 de abril buscar el avance

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  The first act opens with a remembrance of Boris Yeltsin. Stephen continues with a combative interview with Eleanor Holmes Norton regarding a recent bill to give the District of Columbia a vote in the U.S. House of Representatives. In "The Word," Stephen comments on EPA Administrator Stephen Johnson's announcement that the Bush Administration's anti-global warming efforts are delivering "real results".

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  S03E55 David Walker

  25 de abril buscar el avance

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  Colbert decides that a new name is necessary for the long war, and comes up with Freemerican Victernity Made in China. He then backs the idea of having illegal immigrants fight in the armed services in exchange for citizenship. He points out his position on the cover of GQ, then complains about the Four Horsemen of the A-pop-calypse: movies, television, music, and books.

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  S03E56 Madeleine Bordallo

  26 de abril buscar el avance

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  Stephen is unhappy at the fact that Stephanie Colburtle The Turtle did not win The Great Turtle Race, after being bested by another turtle named Billy. He claims Billy is a male, and demands a re-race. (After explaining that one can tell the sex of a turtle by the concavity of its plastron, Stephen says that he checks the plastron on "all [his] dates, and if it's not concave, [he is] outta there."

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  S03E57 Neil deGrasse Tyson / Bill Bradley

  30 de abril buscar el avance

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  "It's the last day of April. One more month 'till Speedo season! Do your squats. This is The Colbert Report.

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  S03E58 Malcolm Gladwell

  1 de mayo buscar el avance

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  S03E59 Gina Kolata

  2 de mayo buscar el avance

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  S03E60 Conn Iggulden

  3 de mayo buscar el avance

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  S03E61 Richard Preston

  7 de mayo buscar el avance

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  S03E62 Nassi Nicholas Taleb

  8 de mayo buscar el avance

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  S03E63 Salman Rushdie, Jane Fonda

  9 de mayo buscar el avance

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  S03E64 Jann Wenner

  10 de mayo buscar el avance

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  S03E65 William Langewiesche

  14 de mayo buscar el avance

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  S03E66 Walter Isaacson

  15 de mayo buscar el avance

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  S03E67 Howard Dean

  16 de mayo buscar el avance

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  S03E68 Randy Kearse, Rep. Tom Delay

  17 de mayo buscar el avance

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  S03E69 Jared Diamond

  21 de mayo buscar el avance

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  S03E70 John Amaechi

  22 de mayo buscar el avance

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  S03E71 Bay Buchanan, Bob Deans

  23 de mayo buscar el avance

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  S03E72 Jimmy Wales

  24 de mayo buscar el avance

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  S03E73 Rep. Jan Schakowsky, Leon Botstein

  4 de junio buscar el avance

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  S03E74 Jessica Valenti

  5 de junio buscar el avance

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  S03E75 Carl Bernstein

  6 de junio buscar el avance

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  S03E76 Cullen Murphy

  7 de junio buscar el avance

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  S03E77 Dr. Michael D. Gershon

  11 de junio buscar el avance

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  S03E78 Josh Wolf

  12 de junio buscar el avance

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  S03E79 Rep. Ron Paul

  13 de junio buscar el avance

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  S03E80 Daniel B. Smith

  14 de junio buscar el avance

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  S03E81 Toby Keith

  18 de junio buscar el avance

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  S03E82 Anne-Marie Slaughter

  19 de junio buscar el avance

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  S03E83 Will Schwalbe

  20 de junio buscar el avance

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  S03E84 Vincent Bugliosi

  21 de junio buscar el avance

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  S03E85 Tom Hayden

  25 de junio buscar el avance

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  S03E86 David France

  26 de junio buscar el avance

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  S03E87 Tom Blanton, Daniel Gilbert

  27 de junio buscar el avance

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  S03E88 Doug Bailey

  28 de junio buscar el avance

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  S03E89 Richard Florida, Ben Nelson

  16 de julio buscar el avance

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  S03E90 Mark Moffett

  17 de julio buscar el avance

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  S03E91 John Mellencamp

  18 de julio buscar el avance

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  S03E92 Frank Sulloway

  19 de julio buscar el avance

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  S03E93 Simon Schama

  23 de julio buscar el avance

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  S03E94 Anthony D. Romero

  24 de julio buscar el avance

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  S03E95 Charles Kaiser

  25 de julio buscar el avance

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  S03E96 Robert Shrum

  26 de julio buscar el avance

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  S03E97 Evan Osnos

  30 de julio buscar el avance

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  S03E98 Kathleen Kennedy Townsend

  31 de julio buscar el avance

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  S03E99 Michael Beschloss

  1 de agosto buscar el avance

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  S03E100 Michael J. Behe

  2 de agosto buscar el avance

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  S03E101 Ian Bogost

  7 de agosto buscar el avance

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  S03E102 Jim Cramer, Tina Brown

  8 de agosto buscar el avance

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  S03E103 Judd Apatow

  9 de agosto buscar el avance

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  S03E104 Michael Jacobson

  13 de agosto buscar el avance

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  S03E105 Jerry Miller, Spencer Wells

  14 de agosto buscar el avance

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  S03E106 Michael Wallis

  15 de agosto buscar el avance

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  From the previous episode, Stephen again mentions the possibility that his ancestors were Jewish. He then discusses perceived inflammatory speech on the Daily Kos website and interviews the website's founder, Markos Moulitsas. In the "Monkey on the Lam" segment, Stephen talks about a capuchin monkey that picked the lock on his cage door at a zoo in Tupelo, Mississippi for the second time in two weeks. He then discusses Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' failure to meet his potential. Finally, Stephen interviews Michael Wallis about the Lincoln Highway.

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  S03E107 Mike Huckabee

  16 de agosto buscar el avance

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  Stephen begins by asking people not to watch his interview with Richard Branson on August 22, which has been reported in the media as a "trainwreck." Stephen then interviews Mike Huckabee, claiming that he came second in the Iowa Straw Poll due to his appearances on The Colbert Report, and what Stephen claims is the "Colbert Bump."

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  S03E108 Nathan Sawaya

  20 de agosto buscar el avance

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  Stephen continues to attack wrist violence, and says the worst offender in "Wrist snuff" is Steven Seagal. He also announces that his "WristStrong" wristbands are now available from colbertneation.com, and all proceeds go to help the Yellow Ribbon Fund. Stephen introduces a new segement, "Nailed 'Em", focusing on successful stories in the criminal justice system.

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  S03E109 Michael Shermer

  21 de agosto buscar el avance

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  Stephen starts with the \"Smokin\' Pole: The Fight for Arctic Riches\" segment, where he attacks Canada\'s claim to the Northwest Passage through the Arctic, claiming it belongs to the United States. In \"The Word,\" Stephen attacks WikiScanner claiming it prevents corporations from editing their own entries, and describes Wikipedia as, \"Second Life for corporations\".

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  S03E110 Richard Branson

  22 de agosto buscar el avance

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  In \"Colbert Platinum\", he talks about the shutting down of a helipad in Saint-Tropez and the growing demand for champagne. He then interviews Richard Branson about Virgin America and \"Air Colbert\". However, as the interview goes on, Branson and Stephen throw water over each other.

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  S03E111 Thomas E. Ricks

  23 de agosto buscar el avance

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  Stephen reviews the Iraq War and Dick Cheney\'s role in advocating it. He then interviews Thomas E. Ricks about the war. Stephen then talks about his broken wrist and shows a documentary film entitled Fractured Freedom: The Stephen Colbert Story. He announces that several people had signed his cast, including Nancy Pelosi, Tim Russert, Tony Snow, Brian Williams, Bill O\'Reilly and Michael Bloomberg.

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  S03E112 Bjorn Lomborg

  10 de septiembre buscar el avance

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  Tonight Stephen welcomes the former director of the Environmental Assessment Institute and author of Cool It: The Skeptical Environmentalist’s Guide to Global Warming, Bjorn Lomborg.

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  S03E113 Garrison Keillor

  11 de septiembre buscar el avance

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  Tonight Stephen welcomes humorist and author of Pontoon: A Novel of Lake Wobegon, Garrison Keillor.

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  S03E114 Joel Klein

  12 de septiembre buscar el avance

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  Tonight Stephen welcomes the chancellor of New York City Schools, Joel Klein.

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  S03E115 Ed Begley Jr

  13 de septiembre buscar el avance

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  Tonight Stephen welcomes actor and environmental activist and co-author of Grassroots Rising, Ed Begley jr. Also Stephen talks with Father James Martin, author of My Life with the Saints, over recent revelations regarding Mother Teresa having doubts about God.

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  S03E116 Susan Sarandon

  18 de septiembre buscar el avance

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  Tonight Stephen welcomes actress and activist and the co-star of In the Valley of Elah, Susan Sarandon.

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  S03E117 Naomi Wolf

  19 de septiembre buscar el avance

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  Tonight Stephen welcomes feminist and author of The End of America: A Letter of Warning To A Young Patriot, Naomi Wolf

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  S03E118 Jeffrey Toobin

  20 de septiembre buscar el avance

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  Tonight Stephen welcomes legal writer and author of The Nine: Inside the Secret World of the Supreme Court, Jeffrey Toobin.

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  S03E119 Thomas Friedman

  24 de septiembre buscar el avance

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  Tonight Stephen welcomes New York Times columnist and author of The World is Flat [Updated and Expanded]: A Brief History of the Twenty-First Century, Thomas Firedman

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  S03E120 John Grisham

  25 de septiembre buscar el avance

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  Tonight Stephen welcomes retired attorney and author of Playing For Pizza, John Grisham.

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  S03E121 Tony Bennett

  26 de septiembre buscar el avance

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  Tonight Stephen welcomes opera singer Nathan Gunn, whose new CD is Just Before Sunrise.

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  S03E122 David Schwartz

  27 de septiembre buscar el avance

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  Tonight Stephen welcomes the chief film curator of the Museum of Moving Image, David Schwartz.

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  S03E123 Charlie Savage

  1 de octubre buscar el avance

• 124

  S03E124 John Mearsheimer

  2 de octubre buscar el avance

• 125

  S03E125 Jim Lovell

  3 de octubre buscar el avance

• 126

  S03E126 John Kao

  4 de octubre buscar el avance

• 127

  S03E127 George Saunders

  8 de octubre buscar el avance

• 128

  S03E128 Stephen Colbert

  9 de octubre buscar el avance

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  S03E129 Gen. Wesley Clark

  10 de octubre buscar el avance

• 130

  S03E130 Chris Jordan

  11 de octubre buscar el avance

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  S03E131 Paul Glastris

  15 de octubre buscar el avance

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  S03E132 Bob Drogin

  16 de octubre buscar el avance

• 133

  S03E133 Garry Kasparov

  17 de octubre buscar el avance

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  S03E134 Craig Newmark

  18 de octubre buscar el avance

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  S03E135 Richard Berman

  29 de octubre buscar el avance

• 136

  S03E136 Craig Venter

  30 de octubre buscar el avance

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  S03E137 Col. Lawrence Wilkerson

  31 de octubre buscar el avance

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  S03E138 Walter Kirn

  1 de noviembre buscar el avance