A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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- Seasons
- 12
- Episodes aired
- 262
- Latest aired
- S12E15
- Total runtime
- 3d 20h
Timeline when each season aired
- Season 1 September 2003 – May 2004 24 episodes
- Season 2 September 2004 – May 2005 24 episodes
- Season 3 September 2005 – May 2006 24 episodes
- Season 4 September 2006 – May 2007 24 episodes
- Season 5 September 2007 – May 2008 19 episodes
- Season 6 September 2008 – May 2009 24 episodes
- Season 7 September 2009 – May 2010 22 episodes
- Season 8 September 2010 – February 2011 16 episodes
- Season 9 September 2011 – May 2012 24 episodes
- Season 10 September 2012 – May 2013 23 episodes
- Season 11 September 2013 – May 2014 22 episodes
- Season 12 October 2014 – February 2015 16 episodes
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S03E01 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
September 19 · 22min find the promo
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After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.
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S03E02 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
September 26 · 22min find the promo
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Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.
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S03E03 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
October 3 · 22min find the promo
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Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even brings Rose, Evelyn and Berta to interfere - but Alan ignores them all.
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S03E04 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
October 10 · 22min find the promo
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Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them
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S03E05 We Called It Mr. Pinky
October 17 · 21min find the promo
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Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.
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S03E06 Hi, Mr. Horned One
October 24 · 21min find the promo
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Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
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S03E07 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
November 7 · 22min find the promo
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Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.
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S03E08 That Voodoo That I Do Do
November 14 · 21min find the promo
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Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.
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S03E09 Madame and Her Special Friend
November 21 · 21min find the promo
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One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.
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S03E10 Something Salted and Twisted
November 28 · 22min find the promo
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Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.
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S03E11 Santa's Village of the Damned
December 19 · 22min find the promo
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Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.
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S03E12 That Special Tug
January 9 · 22min find the promo
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Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.
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S03E13 Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
January 23 · 22min find the promo
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Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.
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S03E14 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
February 6 · 22min find the promo
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Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
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S03E15 My Tongue Is Meat
February 27 · 22min find the promo
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Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.
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S03E16 Ergo, the Booty Call
March 6 · 22min find the promo
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Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.
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S03E17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
March 13 · 21min find the promo
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Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.
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S03E18 The Spit-Covered Cobbler
March 20 · 21min find the promo
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Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.
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S03E19 Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
April 10 · 22min find the promo
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Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.
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S03E20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
April 24 · 21min find the promo
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Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.
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S03E21 And the Plot Moistens
May 1 · 21min find the promo
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Jake's teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.
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S03E22 Just Once with Aunt Sophie
May 8 · 22min find the promo
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A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.
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S03E23 Arguments for the Quickie
May 15 · 22min find the promo
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Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie's sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.
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S03E24 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
May 22 · 21min find the promo
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Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.