A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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- Seasons
- 12
- Episodes aired
- 262
- Latest aired
- S12E15
- Total runtime
- 3d 20h
Timeline when each season aired
- Season 1 September 2003 – May 2004 24 episodes
- Season 2 September 2004 – May 2005 24 episodes
- Season 3 September 2005 – May 2006 24 episodes
- Season 4 September 2006 – May 2007 24 episodes
- Season 5 September 2007 – May 2008 19 episodes
- Season 6 September 2008 – May 2009 24 episodes
- Season 7 September 2009 – May 2010 22 episodes
- Season 8 September 2010 – February 2011 16 episodes
- Season 9 September 2011 – May 2012 24 episodes
- Season 10 September 2012 – May 2013 23 episodes
- Season 11 September 2013 – May 2014 22 episodes
- Season 12 October 2014 – February 2015 16 episodes
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S05E01 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
September 24 · 20min find the promo
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Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
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S05E02 Media Room Slash Dungeon
October 1 · 22min find the promo
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Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
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S05E03 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
October 8 · 21min find the promo
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Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
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S05E04 City of Great Racks
October 15 · 22min find the promo
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Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
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S05E05 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
October 22 · 22min find the promo
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Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
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S05E06 Help Daddy Find His Toenail
October 29 · 21min find the promo
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Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
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S05E07 The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
November 5 · 20min find the promo
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After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
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S05E08 Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
November 12 · 20min find the promo
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Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
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S05E09 Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
November 19 · 20min find the promo
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Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
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S05E10 Kinda Like Necrophilia
November 26 · 22min find the promo
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Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
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S05E11 Meander to Your Dander
March 17 · 22min find the promo
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When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
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S05E12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
March 24 · 22min find the promo
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Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
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S05E13 The Soil Is Moist
March 31 · 20min find the promo
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Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
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S05E14 Winky-Dink Time
April 14 · 22min find the promo
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Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
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S05E15 Rough Night in Hump Junction
April 21 · 21min find the promo
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Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
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S05E16 Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty
April 28 · 22min find the promo
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Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
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S05E17 Fish in a Drawer
May 5 · 21min find the promo
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CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
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S05E18 If My Hole Could Talk
May 12 · 21min find the promo
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Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
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S05E19 Waiting for the Right Snapper
May 19 · 22min find the promo
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When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.