The Distractible Podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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- Seasons
- 6
- Episodes aired
- 421
- Latest aired
- S06E16
- Total runtime
- 17d 18h
Timeline when each season aired
- Season 1 May 2021 – March 2022 45 episodes
- Season 2 March 2022 – March 2023 50 episodes
- Season 3 March 2023 – February 2024 99 episodes
- Season 4 February 2024 – February 2025 101 episodes
- Season 5 February 2025 – May 2026 110 episodes
- Season 6 May 2026 – November 2026 28 episodes
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S03E01 Am I The Asshole?
March 8 · 80min find the promo
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A special mid-week episode, today the guys celebrate their first VIDEO PODCAST (video available only on Spotify!), by digging through the r/AmItheAsshole reddit page! P.S. New episodes will continue Mondays AND Fridays moving forward! Prepare to be doubly distracted...
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S03E02 Good Advice?
March 12 · 67min find the promo
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Heads or tales, good or bad, riddles or rhymes?!? Find out on today's episode... Also, Wade has Covid. P.S. Don't forget to look out for another new Distractible episode Friday! Episodes will release Mondays AND Fridays from now on!
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S03E03 The Shoe Game
March 16 · 70min find the promo
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Mark and Wade are getting married?!? Well, not exactly, but Bob still wants them to get to know each other using a fun wedding shower game.
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S03E04 The Fairest Episode Ever
March 19 · 68min find the promo
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Joking jokers joking about jokers and joker-ing each other's jokers... but, trust us, it's fair.
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S03E05 Just Relax
March 23 · 73min find the promo
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If you can believe it, today the constantly distracted boys ~attempt~ to guide each other in some calming and vaguely focused meditations.
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S03E06 Self Actualization
March 26 · 64min find the promo
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Today, supremely confident host, Wade, challenges contestants Mark and Bob to get vulnerable and talk about the insecurities around their achievements.
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S03E07 Wonders Of Our World
March 30 · 84min find the promo
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Mark and Wade compete, pitching various monuments, achievements, and artifacts, hoping to make them onto Bob's list for the seven new wonders of ~their~ world.
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S03E08 Video Game Tier List (Part 2)
April 2 · 80min find the promo
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Wade celebrates his birthday (sort of) by continuing the burls' video game tier list.
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S03E09 Would You Rather (Part 2)
April 6 · 78min find the promo
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The dudes are back to continue where they left their all-telling game of Would You Rather.
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S03E10 Our Firsts
April 9 · 70min find the promo
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Bob, Mark, and Wade reminisce, cringe, and sing about some of their first experiences.
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S03E11 Wade's Questions
April 13 · 72min find the promo
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Much like his fashion sense, Wade's topic today is... just a random collection of things he threw together.
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S03E12 Million Dollars, But...
April 16 · 79min find the promo
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Mark offers the guys 1 million dollars, but for weird consequences. The coin flip at the beginning? Nah, that's not important at all.
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S03E13 Who's Better
April 20 · 73min find the promo
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Today, Mark and Wade die. Yes, you read that right. And Bob, the celestial arbiter, decides what becomes of them: the good place or the bad place?
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S03E14 Riddles & Rhymes
April 23 · 60min find the promo
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Two hosts! One of them speaks in riddles, the other speaks in rhymes...
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S03E15 Ohio Stuff
April 27 · 68min find the promo
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The boys talk Ohio like only true Ohioans can! Plus, another member of Distractible finds out they have ADHD.
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S03E16 Bread
April 30 · 53min find the promo
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Wade gets a ~rise~ out of Mark and Bob by making them argue about bread.
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S03E17 Three Peens In A Pod
May 4 · 61min find the promo
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Mark throws it back to the guys' old livestreaming format, Wade calls in from vacay, and Bob flips his lid... or should I say... doesn't?
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S03E18 The Wheel Of Fate
May 7 · 59min find the promo
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A wheel, a random topic generator, and a timer: sounds like a Mark episode, doesn't it? Nope, somehow it's a Wade episode.
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S03E19 Will You Press The Button?
May 11 · 64min find the promo
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You can shapeshift into anyone, EXCEPT yourself... You become the most beautiful person on earth, BUT you are only as smart as a 3rd grader... You get to be apart of your favorite movie, BUT you have to be the antagonist... Find out if the guys would press those buttons and say yes to these fun, funny, and occasionally dark scenarios.
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S03E20 Hypocrisy?
May 14 · 53min find the promo
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The topic is hypocrisy and they barely talk about their hypocrisies??? Hypocrites!
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S03E21 Artificial Intelligence
May 18 · 65min find the promo
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Today, the guys discuss the ramifications of recent updates in AI. Did ChatGPT write this, or is this something a human would say?
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S03E22 What I Want
May 21 · 59min find the promo
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A lighter turn from last episode, today the dudes dive into what they hope the future holds for civilization 100 years from now.
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S03E23 Bob Wins This Episode
May 25 · 71min find the promo
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The boys obsess over their current favorite gadgets, gizmos, and doodads.
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S03E24 I'm Better
May 28 · 72min find the promo
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Xbox vs Playstation, LeBron vs Jordan, Skyline vs Gold Star... A lot of times, strong opinions can be silly, no matter how competitive or passionate people get about them.
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S03E25 Listener Q&A
June 1 · 68min find the promo
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Today the topic is effectively chosen by YOU, the listeners and viewers! Will your personal question be answered? Listen to find out!
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S03E26 I Wasn't Ready
June 4 · 74min find the promo
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College, customer service calls, pyramid schemes: today the guys discuss the things they weren't ready for when heading into adulthood.
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S03E27 Rage
June 8 · 74min find the promo
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Mark urges the guys to dig deep and find moments in their past full of unbridled rage...
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S03E28 Weird
June 12 · 56min find the promo
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Wade listing off some of Earth's most bizarre animals leads Bob and Mark to get weird in their own ways.
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S03E29 Weird (Part 2)
June 15 · 66min find the promo
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Internet issues, Mark being chaotic, Wade being teased, and Bob talking about TikTok trends. Yeah... sounds like a weird, completely unique episode.
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S03E30 Weird (Part 3)
June 18 · 75min find the promo
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But of course! The third member of the Distractible trifecta must also guide a chat about ~the weird~. This time, it's weird real estate.
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S03E31 YouTubers For YouTubers
June 22 · 49min find the promo
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What YouTubers are ~our YouTubers~ subscribed to? Hear their niche and fascinating channel recommendations on today's show!
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S03E32 It's Mark's Birthday
June 25 · 74min find the promo
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Today on Distractible, the guys find out how Mark's Birthday connects to their most profound moments of love.
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S03E33 Whimsical Headlines
June 29 · 61min find the promo
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This is NOT Weird Part 4, I repeat, this is NOT Weird Part 4...
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S03E34 I Quit (Part 1)
July 9 · 47min find the promo
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The guys are FINALLY back! But where have they been? Listen as Mark talks about his emotional adventure from the ER to South Korea, and Bob blames Wade on Twitter for the missing episodes. #blamewade
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S03E35 You Ever Feel A Feel?
July 13 · 55min find the promo
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It's getting emotional up in here, as Wade hosts and asks the guys what films, music, and games hit them right in the feels.
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S03E36 Microplastics Solved Forever
July 16 · 50min find the promo
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Guess what's probably lurking inside of you right now? That's right... Microplastics! Mark hosts as Bob & Wade go head to head in the ultimate debate of whether these tiny invaders are destroying or benefiting our planet.
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S03E37 I Quit (Part 2)
July 20 · 69min find the promo
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We mean it this time. WE QUIT! Not really... but watch as Bob, Wade, and Mark share their spooky, dangerous, and embarrassing professions that made them decide to quit and move forward.
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S03E38 Mac Vs. PC
July 23 · 59min find the promo
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The age old debate among computer users FINALLY gets addressed... which is better: Macs or PCs? Watch as Bob and Wade debate over which one of Mark's computers should be destroyed IMMEDIATELY.
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S03E39 Reading
July 27 · 72min find the promo
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Reading? Reading books? Ever heard of it? Mark, Bob, and Wade definitely have. They do it all the time... For sure.
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S03E40 Distractible Tier List
July 30 · 72min find the promo
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Wade singing songs, Bob becoming Guru Harold, Mark not being able to stop talking about AI: find out where the burls would rate the subreddit's favorite podcast bits!
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S03E41 Aliens Among Us (Part 2)
August 3 · 52min find the promo
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It's time to once again venture into the great unknown world of tic-tac ships and octopuses/octopi, and see if the recent UFO Congressional hearings mean that there truly is life elsewhere in our universe...
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S03E42 Dicebreakers!
August 6 · 64min find the promo
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The guys answer classic icebreakers, but with the caveat that their dice roll must correspond to the quality of their answer. This ep's obviously a 'natty 20.
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S03E43 Subreddit Enemy No. 1
August 10 · 60min find the promo
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Reddit nemesis Marq-Eye-Blier urges his fellow burls to pitch him their best (and worst) Distractible episode ideas.
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S03E44 Feels Like Home
August 13 · 53min find the promo
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There's no place like home. But what makes a place feel like home? Is it the memories? The amenities? Or maybe it's Ohio. Yeah, it's probably just Ohio. Also, have any of you seen Baldermort anywhere...?
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S03E45 Why Animal There?
August 17 · 52min find the promo
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Bird hit window. Mouse in pool. Raccoon with... Grandma? Some time animal in place it shouldn't.
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S03E46 Doing it Wrong
August 20 · 78min find the promo
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Whatever these guys are doing, they're definitely doing it wrong. Watch as Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss the various things they do wrong on a daily basis.
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S03E47 Philoso-NO
August 24 · 71min find the promo
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An extremely enthusiastic Wade invites Bob and Mark to ponder several philosophical questions and ends up with varying results... but does anything really "end" anyway?
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S03E48 Five Nights At Freddy's Tier List
August 27 · 77min find the promo
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The King of FNAF himself hosts another Tier List, acting as arbiter for divvying up the "citizens" of his domain.
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S03E49 Markiplier and Friends
August 31 · 61min find the promo
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Today Mark has two random friends on the pod to talk about his favorite things: hard drives, weird news, and space.
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S03E50 Five Night's At Freddy's Tier List (Part 2)
September 3 · 82min find the promo
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Mark's reign continues, but this episode honestly goes in D Tier for: "Didn't We Already Do This One?"
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S03E51 Wade's Food Questions
September 7 · 65min find the promo
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In quintessential Distractible fashion, Wade asks Mark and Bob questions which their "distractible" nature makes quite difficult to answer.
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S03E52 Distractible Escape Room
September 10 · 65min find the promo
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Do Mark and Wade have the knowledge and friendship to escape Bob's magical, whimsical, and sometimes sexual universe of puzzles?
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S03E53 Whose Podcast Is It Anyway?
September 14 · 57min find the promo
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Put on your Drew Carey glasses, hawaiian shirts, and bald caps! This episode is an homage to the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter!
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S03E54 Mark Hates The Moon
September 17 · 67min find the promo
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Mark explains his nearly inexplicable hatred toward a redditor who posts high resolution pictures of the moon and wonders if Bob and Wade have any similar situation.
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S03E55 Bob's Confusing Words
September 21 · 61min find the promo
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If points were breakfast, our ulotrichous host allows but a jentacular tittynope for our nonplussed contestants to fight over. Find out what that insane sentence means on today's episode!
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S03E56 Front Page News
September 24 · 60min find the promo
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Breaking News: Wade challenges Bob and Mark to go out in the field to find the most juicy, mind-blowing, and controversial news stories that are sure to make headlines... probably.
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S03E57 Distractible Riddle Realm
September 28 · 76min find the promo
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Mark rips off Bob and Mandy.
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S03E58 Wade, Bob, and Friend
October 1 · 50min find the promo
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Bob and Wade punish Mark.
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S03E59 Illegal Advice
October 5 · 72min find the promo
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Mark elicits Bob and Wade to give him advice for a variety of average problems. Of course, they can't give true legal council, so they give illegal or otherwise unscrupulous solutions.
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S03E60 Are These Gaffes?
October 8 · 61min find the promo
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The wickedly talented Wade enlists his contestants to find their favorite giraffes-- I mean gaffes, sorry. Find out if Mark and Bob actually listen to their host or if the episode becomes one big gaffe in itself.
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S03E61 I Don't Know What I Expected
October 12 · 45min find the promo
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Bob makes Mark and Wade take personality tests. They discuss how accurate their results are and if they were even worth doing in the first place...
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S03E62 Worth It
October 15 · 75min find the promo
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Yes, Mark has obsessions. And many times, those obsessions are expensive. Today we find out if Bob and Wade have any obsessions that they feel are worth the questionable cost.
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S03E63 Boo!
October 19 · 68min find the promo
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Ah! You scared me! But what does it take to scare the guys? Find out as Wade, Mark, and Bob discuss what makes something truly horrifying.
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S03E64 Tricks or Tropes?
October 22 · 57min find the promo
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Are Bob and Wade's knowledge of horror tropes as particular and knowledgable as Mark's? Find out on today's spooky gameshow...
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S03E65 King Of Horror Hill
October 27 · 74min find the promo
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From Michael Myers, to Freddy Krueger, to Nemesis, to the Gingerdead Man, who comes out on top as the ultimate horror villain?
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S03E66 The Pre Of Life
October 29 · 57min find the promo
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What are "Ghosts?" Are they real? If so, what are they made of? Watch as the guys try to solve the mysteries of the spiritual world.
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S03E67 No Thank You
November 2 · 51min find the promo
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As we enter the Thanksgiving season, the guys start with discussing what things make them say NO THANKS! And yeah, Mark's eye surgery is on my list too... (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED)
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S03E68 Curious Conspiracy Corner
November 5 · 54min find the promo
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Bob, Wade, and Mark attempt to separate fact from fiction, venturing into the curious world of conspiracy theories. Maybe even a little too far...
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S03E69 News Everyone!
November 9 · 56min find the promo
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Mark's all out of ideas, Bob is confused and scared, and Wade actually tries for once.
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S03E70 Bullsh*t
November 12 · 57min find the promo
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Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about bullsh*t. That's pretty much it.
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S03E71 Voice Me, Dammit!
November 16 · 64min find the promo
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The guys talk Mark's volcano scare, bad airports, and the voices animals would have if they could speak.
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S03E72 Boy, I Miss That
November 19 · 64min find the promo
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Wade tells the epic story of his terrifying journey to pick up and deliver a wedding cake. Plus the guys reminisce about the nostalgic things they miss from their younger-years. After all, they are getting older.
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S03E73 Self Diagnosis, Best Diagnosis
November 23 · 49min find the promo
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Dr. Markiplier completely legitimately and credibly screens Bob and Wade for ADHD.
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S03E74 Appeasing Our A.I. Overlords
November 26 · 51min find the promo
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A.I. is going to take over sooner or later, so the guys may as well use it's suggestions for episode topics.
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S03E75 Actually Nothing
November 30 · 43min find the promo
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Look deep into our eyes... what do you see? Nothing? Yep, that pretty much sums up today's episode.
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S03E76 Return Of The Gingerdead Man
December 4 · 57min find the promo
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Wade, Bob, and Mark put holiday characters head to head with each other, to see who comes out on top. But who could possibly beat the derisiveness of the clever confectionery that is the "Gingerdead Man?"
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S03E77 You're Dumb, We're Smart, Here's Why
December 7 · 62min find the promo
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Hear us out. And when we're done, don't say anything. Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss their philosophical opinions on past, present, and future generations.
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S03E78 Live, Laugh, Lose
December 10 · 49min find the promo
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Wade, Bob, and Mark talk about how they balance stress, relaxation, and work ethic in their day to day lives. Also everything Mark says is wrong, and we have science to prove it (we think).
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S03E79 "Not" "Financial" "Advice"
December 14 · 43min find the promo
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Mark, Bob, and Wade are gonna show you how to make serious bank and get rich fast with these totally legit and definitely NOT illegal tips.
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S03E80 Evil League Of Evil
December 17 · 47min find the promo
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Let out your best maniacal laugh for Bob, Mark, and Wade as they explore their villainous alter egos and compete for a seat on the "Evil League of Evil!"
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S03E81 That's Stupid, Let's Do It
December 21 · 61min find the promo
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Wade, Bob, and Mark recount memories of painful, embarrassing, ballsy and butt-y moments of stupidity.
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S03E82 Confusing Christmas Words
December 24 · 48min find the promo
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Twas the episode on Christmas, and all through the podcast: Bob sings weird carols. Wade gets harassed. Mark talks about lenses. Isn't that a surprise? Merry Christmas to all, from your favorite three guys.
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S03E83 We Hate Christmas
December 29 · 58min find the promo
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Bah, Humbug! Now that Christmas is over, the guys can finally express all of their least favorite parts of the holiday season.
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S03E84 New Year, New Brain
December 31 · 58min find the promo
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Happy New Year! Naturally, the guys celebrate by taking an existential journey down the dystopian rabbit hole of linking human brains with AI.
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S03E85 We Forgot To Stretch
January 4 · 43min find the promo
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Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about their new year resolutions, what they wish they accomplised last year, and do a WHOLE lot of stretching.
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S03E86 What Distractible Stands For
January 7 · 60min find the promo
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The guys decide to put their reputations on the line.
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S03E87 Gifts, Holes, and Powers
January 11 · 52min find the promo
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Wade's gifts, Bob's holes, and Mark's superpowers.
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S03E88 How Do You Know?
January 14 · 58min find the promo
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Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the times when they instinctively knew what to do.
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S03E89 Wadey's Wittle Phiwosophy Hour
January 18 · 67min find the promo
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Would Mark, Bob, or Wade eat each other to survive? Find out during this wittle intewectual talk hosted by phiwosopher Wade.
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S03E90 Wade Wins
January 21 · 44min find the promo
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You asked, we listened. This episode has one goal: to make Wade the winner. We wouldn't want to disappoint the subreddit, would we?
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S03E91 We're Getting Older
January 25 · 47min find the promo
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Pull up a chair with lumbar support and pour yourself a cup of weak tea. Because it's time for the guys to face the facts that they are getting older. But only one can be the oldest.
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S03E92 Chess 3
January 28 · 77min find the promo
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Mark is here to introduce to you and the guys the greatest game that the podcast world has ever witnessed: Chess 3!
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S03E93 Squid Game Too
February 1 · 53min find the promo
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Players Bob (420), Mark (069), and Wade (000) discuss which childhood games would be perfect for Squid Game competitions.
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S03E94 I CAN FLY!
February 4 · 53min find the promo
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Mark, Bob, and Wade discuss those new fangled flying machines the young folk are talking about.
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S03E95 Dr.Bob's Real Boy Test
February 8 · 56min find the promo
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Oh boy! Here comes Dr. Bob with a brand new test for Mark and Wade to see which of them have what it takes to be a "real boy."
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S03E96 Wade Wins (Part 2)
February 12 · 51min find the promo
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All hail, Wade. Wade is the king of Distractible. This is his episode, his kingdom. Everything is great. We are definitely not being held against our will. All hail, Wade.
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S03E97 Wade Games
February 16 · 62min find the promo
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They conquered the “Escape Room,” they outsmarted the “Riddle Realm,” but can Mark and Bob survive the treacherous challenges that await them in the “Wade Games?”
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S03E98 The Council Of Distractible
February 19 · 72min find the promo
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Three hosts, one episode. After nearly two years, the floor is finally open to lay down the law and finish the first Constitution of Distractible.
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S03E99 You'll Never Believe What Happened
February 22 · 48min find the promo
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Mark, Bob, and Wade meet Jesus.