The Distractible Podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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- Seasons
- 6
- Episodes aired
- 421
- Latest aired
- S06E16
- Total runtime
- 17d 18h
Timeline when each season aired
- Season 1 May 2021 – March 2022 45 episodes
- Season 2 March 2022 – March 2023 50 episodes
- Season 3 March 2023 – February 2024 99 episodes
- Season 4 February 2024 – February 2025 101 episodes
- Season 5 February 2025 – May 2026 110 episodes
- Season 6 May 2026 – November 2026 28 episodes
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S05E01 Mark's One Man Show
February 21 · 58min find the promo
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Mark's life flashes before his very eyes, at the whim of Bob and Wade.
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S05E02 When Was That Again?
February 23 · 65min find the promo
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When is this? Where am I? Who's asking me all these trivia questions? Why is that man putting a condom on a bullet? And why is that other man... BALD?!
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S05E03 Who Want Million?
February 27 · 70min find the promo
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I want million, you want million, we all want million! (Celebrity guest appearances by Bob's Dad and Benjamin Franklin.)
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S05E04 Right In The Sauce Box
March 2 · 59min find the promo
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Things are gettin' real saucy between Wade, Bob, Mark, George & Martha Washington, skating flies, briefcase puppies, and a whole lot of ketchup.
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S05E05 Hide The Penny
March 7 · 74min find the promo
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For the price of one penny, you could have all the toy trains, crusty socks, and dead bodies imaginable!
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S05E06 September 10th
March 9 · 75min find the promo
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Keep your hands, arms, feet, Pokémon and Blockbuster cards inside Mark's time machine at all times. And remember, every action has an equal and opposite distraction.
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S05E07 Our Shirts Are Out
March 13 · 59min find the promo
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A moist bear and a hot fox, both with soapy eyes, walk into a bar in Australia. One orders a "Kadoova", the other orders a "Chump." And let me tell ya, that bartender got the greatest e****ion you've ever seen in your entire life.
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S05E08 We've Never Done This Before
March 16 · 59min find the promo
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Look at my ice! It's time for some good ol' fashioned icebreakers with Bob!
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S05E09 The Best, The Worst
March 20 · 70min find the promo
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For better or for worse, this episode is about the best and the worst.
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S05E10 Illegal Advice Too
March 23 · 60min find the promo
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This episode of Distractible pleads the fifth. Any further information will require the presence of a lawyer. Or just get Bob or Wade, that should be good enough.
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S05E11 Faster or Slower?
March 27 · 77min find the promo
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Whether you like it fast or slow, Distractible is here to satisfy.
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S05E12 Animal Noises Too
March 30 · 57min find the promo
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This episode is brought to you by Walmart Subscriptions. Groceries and essentials, delivered on repeat. Welcome to your Walmart. Old Mark-plier had another farm. E.
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S05E13 Distractible Travel Guide: Cincinnati
April 3 · 71min find the promo
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The dudes are bringing it back home with this one.
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S05E14 Nah, I'd Win (Part 3)
April 6 · 65min find the promo
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WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD, large quantities of beans and hyperventilation.
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S05E15 Slice of Life
April 10 · 70min find the promo
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The Distractible Time Machine™ is still running, and this time Wade is in the driver's seat.
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S05E16 Even More Broken News
April 13 · 56min find the promo
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The internet's most reliable news source is back, but maybe not better than ever.
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S05E17 Wade Screws Up At 47 Minutes
April 17 · 61min find the promo
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Wade may have screwed up, but at least he's got the voice of an absolute angel.
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S05E18 The Perfecter Crime
April 20 · 70min find the promo
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Orange Is The New Distract.
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S05E19 Dippy Dawg Does Dunkirk
April 24 · 66min find the promo
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The greatest public domain story ever told finally comes to the big screen.
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S05E20 The Even More Perfecter Crime
April 27 · 92min find the promo
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Markiplier presents, "A Heist with Bob & Wade."
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S05E21 Weird (Part 4)
May 1 · 72min find the promo
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Can Wade sneak his oozing and thronging weirdness past Mark and Bob?
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S05E22 Who Is Us?
May 4 · 70min find the promo
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All of the Distractible crossovers you've dreamt off, jam-packed into one episode!
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S05E24 Three Word Sales Pitch
May 11 · 63min find the promo
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Just because we don't have merch right now, doesn't mean we still can't try to sell you stuff!
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S05E25 Mark's Big Dumb Word Game
May 15 · 63min find the promo
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Mark wreaks revenge and havoc on Bob and Wade for all those definitely, totally not deserved losses.
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S05E27 Don't Get Me Started
May 22 · 68min find the promo
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Is Mark's masochism, Bob's parental instinct, and Wade's Scottish accent enough to take down 100 gorillas? And we're only getting started...
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S05E28 Peekaboo!
May 26 · 56min find the promo
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Chef Wade is back in the kitchen serving up some more hot and steamy euphemisms, with a side of red onions and corn off the cob.
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S05E29 We Hate These States
May 29 · 72min find the promo
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The Yankee Doodle Daddies decide to do some long needed gerrymandering.
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S05E30 Bob's Small, Even Dumber Word Game
June 1 · 64min find the promo
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The guys play a word game so dumb, even a mechanic fixing Wade's plumbing could do it.
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S05E31 Somehow, Even More Broken News
June 5 · 63min find the promo
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The number one trusted news source for pregnant people, meat puppets, and parrots is back!
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S05E32 Sometimes We Just Chat
June 9 · 66min find the promo
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What's better than this? Guys being dudes.
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S05E33 They've Gone Too Far!
June 12 · 67min find the promo
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If the tech ain't broke, don't fix it. Unless you're Wade, in which case everything is broken.
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S05E34 Nah, I'd Win (Part 4)
June 15 · 68min find the promo
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Everyone's favorite role-playing game just got a whole lot more bald.
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S05E35 Sisyphean (Sis-uh-fee-uhn)
June 20 · 84min find the promo
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Bob and Wade must carry the weight of Mark's game on their shoulders.
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S05E36 Frog Sticks!
June 22 · 68min find the promo
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What do frogs, cluckin', Franz Ferdinand, and loud moans all have in common? Just ask Wade...
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S05E37 20 "Simple" Questions
June 26 · 49min find the promo
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It's been quite some time since Bob last decided torture Mark and Wade with trivia. Let's fix that right now.
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S05E38 Gaming News
June 29 · 69min find the promo
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Three "expert" gamers share their "expertise" on the past, present, and future of the gaming world.
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S05E39 I Farted During This Episode
July 3 · 58min find the promo
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How well do the guys know their own show? Also, do you smell something...
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S05E40 Fourth of Poo-ly
July 7 · 55min find the promo
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What's more American than releasing a 4th of July special 3 days after the 4th of July?
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S05E41 I Miss The Old Distractible
July 10 · 61min find the promo
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I liked Distractible before it was cool.
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S05E42 I See Two Paths
July 13 · 67min find the promo
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Look no further, you've come to the right place to gain sacred knowledge about crows, plants, geese, and zombies.
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S05E43 Don't Google Pin Buttock
July 18 · 75min find the promo
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"Bard" Bob doth take Wadeiam Shakespeare and Markbeth out for a night at the theatre.
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S05E44 Wade Lied To Us
July 20 · 73min find the promo
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Can we ever really trust Wade though? Anyone with that amount of shine is sure to have his secrets.
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S05E45 I Miss The Old Distractible (Part 2)
July 24 · 57min find the promo
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Back in my day, it used to cost only five cents to watch Mark, Bob, and Wade talk about maggots, beavers, and feces.
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S05E46 Oregon Trail
July 27 · 101min find the promo
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3 men, one trail, and a whole lot of dysentery and grandfather clocks.
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S05E47 Devil's Advocate (Part 2)
July 31 · 63min find the promo
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It's time for the devil once again to come collect what's owed to him: a strong argument.
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S05E48 Fourth of Poo-gust
August 3 · 63min find the promo
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The guys pop a squat and push out some topics for this steaming hot August episode.
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S05E49 Record Setting Guessing
August 7 · 67min find the promo
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Distractible has officially set the record for World's Best Dad, World's Baldest, and World's Shortest.
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S05E50 Size Matters
August 10 · 51min find the promo
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Mark puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test to see how they can make famous quotes.
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S05E51 Hot Takes, Cold Truths
August 14 · 58min find the promo
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Chef Wade Ramsay orders competitors Mark and Bob to the kitchen to cook up some cold-cut truths and sizzlin' hot takes.
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S05E52 Draw or Die
August 17 · 49min find the promo
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Mark challenges Bob and Wade to draw for their lives in this Pictionary style game.
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S05E53 Hinged or Unhinged
August 21 · 79min find the promo
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No more monkey-ing around, we have bigger fish to fry... then place in the restaurant bathroom.
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S05E54 Legend of The Monkey's Paw
August 24 · 65min find the promo
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The curse of the monkey themed episodes continues to linger as Wade gives Mark and Bob some profound choices to make.
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S05E55 Hide The Penny (Part 2)
August 28 · 68min find the promo
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You know it's time to search for pennies when Mark strips down and Wade starts speaking French.
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S05E56 Drama Alarm
August 31 · 64min find the promo
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The Distractible hosts are ready to take down the other chart-topping podcasts and reclaim their rightful position to number one.
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S05E57 Legend of The Monkey's Paw (Part 2)
September 4 · 58min find the promo
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Another unsolved mystery that started with $10,000 and ended in a knife fight.
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S05E58 What The Hell Is That?
September 7 · 65min find the promo
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Bob shares his big diction energy with Mark and Wade in his obscure word guessing game.
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S05E59 Anything Goes (Part 2)
September 11 · 66min find the promo
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Mark returns from his weekly hospital trip to warn us all about the dangers of eating vegetables.
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S05E60 Let's Get Deep
September 14 · 81min find the promo
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Bob encourages Mark and Wade to jump in the deep end of various topics.
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S05E61 Bob's One Man Show
September 18 · 49min find the promo
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Bob encourages Mark and Wade to jump in the deep end of various topics.
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S05E62 For Folk's Sake
September 21 · 57min find the promo
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The guys prove that being an adult doesn't keep spoopy characters from attacking if you're naughty.
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S05E63 Shame, Shame, Shame
September 25 · 63min find the promo
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A walk of atonement is in order for the long list of people that Mark, Bob, and Wade have deemed the most shameful.
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S05E64 The Pee Covered Episode
September 29 · 40min find the promo
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The boys are finally back together again in Ohio, ready to let their streams of consciousness flow out in person. And from the looks of their streams, one of the guys is definitely allergic to Skyline, and another has a severe foot injury.
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S05E65 Wade Has An Interest
October 2 · 57min find the promo
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What happens on the Distracti-couch, stays on the Distracti-couch.
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S05E66 A Harrowing Journey
October 5 · 61min find the promo
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Before Wade hosts a game of "Would You Rather," Mark proves that the journey from Ohio isn't always a happy one.
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S05E67 Three Sentence Horror Stories
October 9 · 48min find the promo
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Make sure you got the scary tape handy, because you'll need to keep your hairs from standing after this spoopy episode.
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S05E68 In This Game... Only Letters, Friends
October 12 · 65min find the promo
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A Distractible episode is worth a thousand words.
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S05E69 The Cursed Episode
October 16 · 65min find the promo
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Wade continues to keep the spoopy season in gear by hosting a discussion about bald-chilling curses and legends.
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S05E70 The Oxford 3000
October 19 · 73min find the promo
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Bob returns with another word game that is guaranteed to absolutely destroy Mark and Wade's egos.
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S05E71 Nah, I'd Lose
October 23 · 64min find the promo
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Not all battles are worth winning.
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S05E73 Viewer Discretion Is Advised
October 30 · 57min find the promo
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View and listen with caution, because no amount of discretion is guaranteed to keep frog swallowing mouse nut babies at bay... especially tonight...
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S05E74 Bob's Top 5 (#2 Will Shock You!)
November 13 · 49min find the promo
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He's making a list, and checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's bald or lacks height.
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S05E75 Please Laugh
November 16 · 48min find the promo
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Listeners, you're responsible for this...
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S05E76 King of the Friend Zone
November 20 · 47min find the promo
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Having a midlife crisis? Don't worry, the guys will make it all go away...
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S05E77 Wade's/Bob's/Mandy's Word Game (Featuring Markiplier)
November 24 · 52min find the promo
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Step aside Bob, there's a shiny new word-smith in town.
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S05E78 Anything Goes (Part 3)
November 27 · 50min find the promo
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Alternate Title: "Wade Struggles For 45 Minutes."
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S05E79 Get More Faster
December 7 · 48min find the promo
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The Distracti-menu specials for tonight are PB & J sandwiches and boiled eggs. And wait until you see what's for dessert...
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S05E80 Will It Into Existence
December 11 · 56min find the promo
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Another year is almost at a close, but that doesn't mean that there isn't plenty of balding- I mean... BLESSINGS to acknowledge and short-uh... SURE things to look forward to in 2026.
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S05E81 Size Matters (Part 2)
December 14 · 47min find the promo
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The ultimate test of endurance returns as Mark once again puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test.
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S05E82 Squid Game (Even Too-er)
December 18 · 43min find the promo
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The cephalopod confab returns as the guys expound upon what childhood games they'd like to see in their own version of Squid Game.
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S05E83 Get Ready For A Lot of Ligolo
December 22 · 55min find the promo
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The guys alphabetically bring out the Christmas cheer with classic tales of elf prison breaks, fast food snowmen, gigantic Santas, and a whole lot of everyone's favorite character: Ligolo.
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S05E84 2026 Distractible Game Guide
January 4 · 54min find the promo
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New year, new games, same bald, same 'naise.
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S05E85 Make Wade Do It
January 8 · 56min find the promo
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Bob and Mark motivate Wade to start his 2026 New Year's resolutions.
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S05E86 Wade's One Man Show
January 22 · 40min find the promo
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The reviews are in, and critics are raving: "Finally! A star that out-shines the rest!" - The Minion Chronicle "If I said I didn't like it, that would be a bald-faced lie." - The Hairless Herald "I can't f**king see!" - Bob
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S05E87 Everybody Hates Dor
January 25 · 54min find the promo
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Mark's movie is almost out, Wade finds some time to relax, and Bob introduces his bouncing baby girl, Dor (but who tf cares about her.)
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S05E88 Snow Days
January 29 · 52min find the promo
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The guys bundle up for a trip down memory lane and share their (maybe) true stories from snow days.
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S05E89 Yeah, He'd Live
February 1 · 56min find the promo
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Your favorite Distractible game just got a whole lot more medical.
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S05E90 How Do You Pan?
February 5 · 54min find the promo
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The "Lost Boys" take a trip to Neverland to share the childhood things they'll never be too old for.
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S05E91 Mark's Big Dangerous Word Game
February 8 · 53min find the promo
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Is that the piercing sound of an explosion, or Mark trying to sing in falsetto? We'll never know... Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.
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S05E92 Draw Or Die (Part 2)
February 12 · 62min find the promo
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Wade's not bald, he's just drawn that way. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.
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S05E93 Fortunately, Unfortunately
February 15 · 52min find the promo
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Fortunately, Wade has a new improv game for Bob and Mark. Unfortunately, bald.
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S05E94 Bad Mood
February 19 · 59min find the promo
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The three angy boys discuss what turns each of them into grumpy-wumpy-wumpersons.
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S05E95 I'm a Doctor!
February 22 · 53min find the promo
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Don't your worry your precious head, just relax and let the good doctors do their jobs. *Gun Gary walks in*
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S05E96 Solar System Tier List
February 26 · 56min find the promo
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Who's that peeping back at you through your telescope? Is it Mupiter? The Death Star Boob? One can only wonder...
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S05E97 News Flash!
March 2 · 57min find the promo
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Bob and Wade go into the field to bring the hottest, slipperiest, and trippiest scoops to you.
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S05E98 How to ABCs
March 5 · 53min find the promo
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Professor Wade "Bald" Barnes quizzes students Mark and Bob on their knowledge of the alphabet.
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S05E99 The Smell You Can Lick
March 8 · 65min find the promo
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Bob tries to make sense of Mark and Wade's senses.
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S05E100 Friday the 13th
March 12 · 50min find the promo
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WARNING: For today only, avoid recording ADR, baking bread, solving math equations, and watching movies starring Will Smith.
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S05E101 Dicebreakers Too!
March 15 · 59min find the promo
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Bob brings back a classic Distractible game, dicier than ever.
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S05E102 Buy My Thing!
March 23 · 63min find the promo
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What happened to Mark at the Oscars, and what's that under Bob's shoe?
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S05E103 That Sounds Good!
March 29 · 57min find the promo
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What do book fairs, dentists, and summer camp have in common? Well, the bible says...
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S05E104 Oxford 3000 AND TOO
April 5 · 66min find the promo
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Bob decides to raise Mark and Wade's blood pressure, to test their already fragile health.
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S05E105 Anything Goes (Part 4)
April 12 · 66min find the promo
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Anything is on the table when the horny penguins and metal pipes come out to play.
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S05E106 Mark's One Man Show (Part 2)
April 19 · 63min find the promo
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Dear Penthouse Forum, I can't believe it happened to him.
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S05E107 That Sounds Bad!
April 26 · 56min find the promo
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Bob and Wade make everything terrible for Mark.
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S05E109 America vs Europe
May 11 · 77min find the promo
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No perfectest crime? Well hey, everyone makes mistakes.
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S05E110 The Council Of Distractible (Part 3)
May 17 · 71min find the promo
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Hear ye, hear ye! The council of three declare new laws for thee!