The Distractible Podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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- Seasons
- 6
- Episodes aired
- 421
- Latest aired
- S06E16
- Total runtime
- 17d 18h
Timeline when each season aired
- Season 1 May 2021 – March 2022 45 episodes
- Season 2 March 2022 – March 2023 50 episodes
- Season 3 March 2023 – February 2024 99 episodes
- Season 4 February 2024 – February 2025 101 episodes
- Season 5 February 2025 – May 2026 110 episodes
- Season 6 May 2026 – November 2026 28 episodes
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S04E01 This Is Our Roman Empire
February 25 · 62min find the promo
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AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about.
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S04E02 It's Okay, We're Engineers
February 29 · 46min find the promo
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This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex.
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S04E03 Games Are Getting Older
March 3 · 59min find the promo
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Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too.
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S04E04 We Are The Main Character
March 7 · 70min find the promo
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Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe.
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S04E05 Tear Down These Balls
March 10 · 56min find the promo
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In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers.
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S04E06 Pants
March 15 · 50min find the promo
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Mark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope.
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S04E07 How To Milk Your Dinosaur
March 17 · 47min find the promo
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Open the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur.
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S04E08 Power
March 21 · 55min find the promo
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With great power, comes great Distractibility.
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S04E09 Old Is Awesome
March 24 · 51min find the promo
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It's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles.
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S04E10 No Topic Left Beef
March 28 · 54min find the promo
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Coming to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors.
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S04E11 Wrong Answers Only
March 31 · 53min find the promo
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Mark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense.
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S04E12 Do You Fear Death-uh?
April 4 · 65min find the promo
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Wade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest.
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S04E13 The Best Episode Of Distractible Anyone Has Seen Or Heard Ever
April 7 · 55min find the promo
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We've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe.
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S04E14 Cake Or AI?
April 11 · 47min find the promo
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Technologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made.
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S04E15 Cake Or AI Too
April 14 · 43min find the promo
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Still technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made.
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S04E16 Chugging Hot Tub Water
April 19 · 65min find the promo
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Grab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you.
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S04E17 Uplifting Children's Stories
April 21 · 59min find the promo
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Once upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James.
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S04E18 The Cursed Man
April 25 · 61min find the promo
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Is Wade cursed? Probably. Time to do something about it.
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S04E19 Bad Or Worse
April 28 · 80min find the promo
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What could be worse than not listening to Distractible? Trick question, there is nothing worse.
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S04E20 At Least 20 Questions
May 2 · 62min find the promo
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Bob challenges Wade and Mark to a relaxing (not at all rage inducing) game of 20 Questions.
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S04E21 20 More Questions (At Least)
May 5 · 57min find the promo
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Time to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions!
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S04E23 There Is No Excuse
May 12 · 47min find the promo
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There is no excuse for not listening to Distractible. Except maybe when driving...
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S04E24 It's Over, It's Done
May 16 · 53min find the promo
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Wade honors your mom, Bob gets harassed by a spider, and Mark has a very special announcement.
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S04E25 1000 Hour Energy
May 19 · 49min find the promo
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Mark doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to see how much living his body can take.
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S04E26 World Wade Supremacy
May 23 · 37min find the promo
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THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US! TAKE THIS EPISODE, STUDY IT'S CONTENT, AND PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS! DO IT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LA- *offline*
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S04E27 Naming 100 Women
May 26 · 42min find the promo
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100 women vs the 3 dudes. Also Mark can't spell.
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S04E28 My Body Betrayed Me
May 30 · 56min find the promo
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Wade attempts to lower the self esteems of Mark and Bob.
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S04E29 Two Truths And A Lie
June 2 · 59min find the promo
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Must... have... a peaceful... and not... rage filled... game episode!
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S04E30 Shotgun Roulette
June 6 · 52min find the promo
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So it's come to this... all the drama, the chapstick, the baldness. Now, it's just Wade, Bob, Mark, and a gun.
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S04E31 The Inaugural Boat Episode
June 9 · 57min find the promo
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Captain Mark, First Mate Bob, and Wade board the S.S. Distractible to sail the seven seas in search of the ultimate treasure: new laws for the constitution.
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S04E32 We Should Buy A Movie Theater!
June 13 · 53min find the promo
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Buckle up, grab your popcorn, and call the best lawyer you know. Because it's time for a Distractible Road Trip to the movies!
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S04E33 The Room Where It Happened
June 17 · 55min find the promo
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The guys finally return back to the place where it all began. (With special guest star: Momiplier)
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S04E34 We Might Have Started The Fire
June 21 · 75min find the promo
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Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit.
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S04E35 20 Easy Questions
June 23 · 62min find the promo
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Bob successfully destroys Mark and Wade's egos with trivia.
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S04E36 It's Mark's Birthday (Part 2)
June 27 · 69min find the promo
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Happy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls!
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S04E37 Best Of Times, Worst Of Times
June 30 · 68min find the promo
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The guys have seen a lot of good and bad things in their time. Especially Wade, since he’s such an ancient being.
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S04E38 Saving You Money
July 4 · 55min find the promo
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Because the only money you should be spending is at distractiblestore.com
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S04E39 The Dumb Of Humanity
July 7 · 58min find the promo
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I stupid. You stupid. He/she/me, stupid.
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S04E40 Sorry For My Singing
July 11 · 63min find the promo
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Bob, Mark, and Wade make sweet sweet music with each other.
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S04E41 Red 40, Set Hut!
July 14 · 58min find the promo
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Red red dye, goes to Mark's head.
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S04E42 A Special Message For Our Listeners
July 19 · 75min find the promo
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Wade, Mark, and Bob embark on a mission to design the perfect mascot for Distractible.
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S04E43 Glauber Salt
July 21 · 51min find the promo
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This salty Distractible episode uses cookies, which may or may not be made by secretive elves.
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S04E44 Theater Of The Mind
July 25 · 51min find the promo
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The inner machinations of Wade's mind is an enigma...
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S04E45 Tongue Twisters
July 28 · 55min find the promo
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Distracted Dudes Look Dumb Doing Daunting Dictions.
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S04E46 Worm Love
August 1 · 55min find the promo
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Would you still love Distractible if it was a worm?
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S04E47 The Last Great Debate
August 4 · 59min find the promo
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Bob, Wade, and Mark reveal themselves as the master debaters they really are.
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S04E48 Wade's Secret Words (Part 2)
August 8 · 55min find the promo
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Shhh! There's a new, secret twist to this sequel of the classic Distractible episode.
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S04E49 Big Or Small (Part 2)
August 11 · 60min find the promo
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The question stills needs answering, and the dudes are here to finally solve it...again: Big or Small?
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S04E50 Get More Stupider
August 15 · 58min find the promo
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Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.
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S04E51 On Success
August 18 · 65min find the promo
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Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the little victories and major milestones they've had over the years.
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S04E52 The Dumb Of Introverts
August 22 · 63min find the promo
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Please don't talk to us, talk to Wade instead. He's the extrovert.
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S04E53 Mark's Secret Words
August 25 · 62min find the promo
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Step aside Wade, it's time for Mark to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words." Maybe...
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S04E54 We Won't Get Banned For This (NSFW)
August 29 · 50min find the promo
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(WARNING: NSFW) Distractible: Bridging the gap between porn and podcasts since 2024.
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S04E55 Conspiracy. CHANGE!
September 1 · 51min find the promo
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Are conspiracy theories a game to you?! Good, because that's exaclty what Mark has turned them into.
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S04E56 Bob's Secret Words
September 6 · 44min find the promo
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Step aside Wade and Mark, it's time for Bob to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words"... again...
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S04E57 Best Of The Old Ads (Part One)
September 8 · 43min find the promo
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After years of excruciating research and archaeological breakthroughs, the long lost Distractible ad reads have finally being unearthed!
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S04E58 Talent
September 12 · 51min find the promo
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Wade shines the spotlight on Bob and Mark to showcase their hidden talents and their envy of other people's talent.
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S04E59 WikiHow About Now?
September 15 · 58min find the promo
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Time to crack open the ole Distractopedia and see if Bob, Mark, and Wade can match the correct (and severely cursed) WikiHow image to it's title.
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S04E60 Nah, I'd Win
September 19 · 53min find the promo
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It's a mouse... it's a fly... it's a salmon... no! It's Wade and Bob using their animal instincts to defeat predators in Mark's game.
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S04E61 The Episode You Can Taste
September 23 · 65min find the promo
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This episode will leave a good, a bad, and perhaps a poo milk taste in your mouth.
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S04E62 All Nighters
September 26 · 63min find the promo
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We learn what keeps Mark, Bob, and Wade up at night.
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S04E63 The Most Cursed Moments
September 29 · 66min find the promo
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With the spookiest of seasons approaching, there's no better way to pregame than by reflecting on some of the most horrifying moments to ever occur in Distractible history.
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S04E64 What Song Do You See?
October 4 · 60min find the promo
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Mark and Wade press shuffle on Bob's playlist and let their minds go on a journey.
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S04E65 Try New Things
October 6 · 64min find the promo
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The dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things.
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S04E66 Get More Stupider (Part 2)
October 10 · 55min find the promo
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"Looks like stupid is back on the menu, boys!"
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S04E67 Parlor Games
October 14 · 49min find the promo
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It's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out. NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being released now to work with the host schedule.
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S04E68 QUITTER!
October 17 · 60min find the promo
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You know what they say: Quit while you're a bald head.
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S04E69 Two Sentence Horror Stories
October 20 · 53min find the promo
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Boo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge.
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S04E70 More Villain Awards
October 25 · 60min find the promo
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Is the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give?
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S04E71 Never Hug Your Teacher
October 27 · 63min find the promo
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Mark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest.
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S04E72 Definitely Real Things
October 31 · 51min find the promo
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The guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade.
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S04E73 Wadey's Wittle Phiwosophy Hour (Part 2)
November 3 · 60min find the promo
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Phiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will?
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S04E74 Edutainment!
November 7 · 61min find the promo
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Professor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal.
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S04E75 Get Mad Libs
November 10 · 49min find the promo
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Wade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs.
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S04E76 Wade Is Sopping
November 14 · 44min find the promo
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Bob's word games always get us dripping with excitement.
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S04E77 The Election Episode
November 17 · 56min find the promo
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Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms.
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S04E78 Nah, I'd Win (Part 2)
November 21 · 61min find the promo
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Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER.
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S04E79 Florida or No Florida?
November 24 · 56min find the promo
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Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida.
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S04E80 Wade For President
November 28 · 69min find the promo
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Together, we can Make America Wade Again!
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S04E81 Top 10 Things
December 1 · 61min find the promo
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Mark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories.
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S04E82 Bob's Fridge (Part 2)
December 5 · 64min find the promo
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There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge.
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S04E83 The Cost Is Correct
December 8 · 53min find the promo
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If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!”
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S04E84 Mark of Theseus
December 13 · 56min find the promo
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Have you heard of the Mark of Theseus?
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S04E85 What's Wrong With Video Games?
December 16 · 61min find the promo
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Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?!
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S04E86 [Insert Topic Here]
December 19 · 64min find the promo
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[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.]
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S04E87 Merry Christmas, Bob!
December 22 · 67min find the promo
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Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby.
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S04E88 New Year, Old Us
December 26 · 63min find the promo
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Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess...
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S04E89 Does Order Matters?
December 30 · 60min find the promo
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New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper.
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S04E90 Time and Stuff
January 3 · 52min find the promo
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It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving.
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S04E91 The Distractible Paradox
January 5 · 52min find the promo
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There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox.
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S04E92 Where Am I?!
January 9 · 55min find the promo
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Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait...
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S04E93 Knives, Fire, and Pickup Trucks
January 19 · 65min find the promo
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As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host.
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S04E94 There's An Easter Egg At 43:51
January 23 · 72min find the promo
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Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg.
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S04E95 Order Matters Too
January 26 · 62min find the promo
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Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob.
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S04E97 Big Dog Energy
February 3 · 65min find the promo
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No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun.
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S04E98 Acronyms, But Better
February 6 · 58min find the promo
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Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.)
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S04E99 WordPad Broke
February 9 · 62min find the promo
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All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets.
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S04E100 Mark Prepared For This
February 13 · 62min find the promo
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Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting!
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S04E101 The Council of Distractible (Part 2)
February 16 · 55min find the promo
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The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution."